The Umno delusion: A fantasy for the politically obsolete — Tuan Muda

Anwar Ibrahim is not planning to rejoin the party that expelled him, stresses this writer

8:05 AM MYT

 

IT’S almost laughable—this fever dream that Umno diehards keep peddling, the notion that Anwar Ibrahim, Prime Minister of Malaysia, would crawl back to Umno like some prodigal son to resurrect a party that’s been decomposing since 2018. 

This isn’t political analysis; it’s fan fiction, probably cooked up by some washed-up JKK in a mid-sized kampung, chain-smoking kretek and reminiscing about the days when Umno’s word was law. 

The idea that Anwar’s endgame is to take over Umno’s presidency and ride its rusted machinery back to glory isn’t just delusional—it’s a desperate grasp at relevance from a faction that’s been politically embalmed.

Let’s break down their fairy tale:

1. Anwar will rejoin Umno and become its president – because, apparently, being the sitting Prime Minister, heading a coalition government, and juggling a fractious political landscape isn’t enough of a gig. No, he’s supposedly itching to dive back into the cesspool that expelled him in 1998, a party so hollowed out by corruption and infighting that it’s barely a shadow of its former self. Why would a man who’s already clawed his way to the top waste time babysitting a relic?

2. Keadilan (PKR) is weaker than Umno, despite winning more seats – This is where the math stops making sense and the nostalgia kicks in. PKR and Pakatan 

Harapan (PH) outmuscled Umno in the last election, yet these fantasists insist that Umno’s “grassroots machinery” and “rural Malay base” make it the real prize. Newsflash: Umno’s so-called machinery is a creaking, underfunded mess, propped up by aging warlords who can’t even agree on who gets the next contract. PKR might be chaotic, but it’s alive—Umno’s a corpse pretending it still has a pulse.

3. Anwar needs Umno to dismantle its corruption – This one’s the kicker. The argument goes that Anwar is shielding Umno’s crooks because he wants to hijack the party and “fix” it from within. As if the best way to drain a swamp is to skinny-dip in it. If Anwar wanted to gut Umno’s corruption, he’d have let the courts loose on Zahid Hamidi and Najib Razak years ago. Instead, he’s playing chess, not charity.

Here’s the cold, hard reality:

Umno is on life support, and Anwar’s not in the business of playing nurse. He doesn’t need to “chop the head off” a party that’s already bleeding out from self-inflicted wounds—decades of kleptocracy, a humiliating 2018 election loss, and a leadership too busy bickering over scraps to mount a comeback. Anwar’s no reckless hothead, as these armchair pundits paint him. He’s a strategist, methodical to a fault, and right now, he’s got Umno exactly where he wants it: leashed, neutered, and begging for scraps.

Think about it. Barisan Nasional, with Umno as its backbone, is a caged animal in Anwar’s coalition. They can’t growl, let alone bite, without his say-so. 

Zahid Hamidi’s presidency hangs by a thread—Anwar could snap his fingers and let the corruption cases bury him, but he doesn’t. Why? Because a weak, dependent Zahid is more useful than a dead one. Najib’s pardon antics? A calculated carrot to keep the old guard quiet, not a lifeline to revive Umno’s glory days. Anwar’s not protecting Umno’s elite out of some grand takeover plot—he’s keeping them on a short chain so they don’t dare step out of line.

And let’s not kid ourselves about the bigger picture. Anwar’s already outplayed the field—Najib’s camp is a spent force, Mahathir’s a sidelined relic, Azmin Ali’s Perikatan Nasional’s opportunists are scrambling for relevance, and even the palace’s whispers don’t carry the weight they once did. 

His control isn’t flashy, but it’s ironclad. 

He’s not scrambling to hijack Umno’s “vast resources” or “grassroots networks”—those are myths from a bygone era. 

Umno’s billions in assets? Frozen, sold off, or tied up in legal knots. 

Its rural base? Eroding to PAS and Bersatu faster than you can say “Malay unity.”

The ones spinning this “Anwar will rejoin Umno” narrative aren’t analysts—they’re nostalgists, clinging to a Malaysia that doesn’t exist anymore. They’re stuck in 1997, when Umno was the sun around which every political planet orbited. But the game’s moved on. 

Anwar isn’t saving Umno—he’s ensuring it stays a toothless relic, a museum piece of corruption and arrogance that can never reclaim its throne. The real delusion isn’t that Anwar needs Umno to survive. 

It’s that Umno even matters to be worth needing.

Anwar’s endgame isn’t a triumphant return to Umno’s helm—it’s making sure Umno’s carcass stays buried while he builds something new on its grave. 

The reformasi dream might be battered, but it’s still kicking. 

Umno? It’s just a ghost haunting the politically obsolete. — March 11, 2025

Tuan Muda or Mudasir Khan is a young Malaysian entrepreneur.

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